• Quick Meta Updates

    Just a couple of things you may have noticed: I switched to a different theme that I thought looked kind of fun. Some day I…

  • What I’m Expecting From Vision Pro

    Vision Pro is coming soon; perhaps even in the next month or so! The months between January and June 2007 were absolutely loaded with excitement…

  • A Year of Retro Games

    At the end of last year I was reflecting on people I was thankful for in my life, and one of the people I reached…

  • Mastodon Doesn’t Need Fucking Algorithmic Timelines

    First off, for the hopeless pedantics among you, let’s get this out of the way: yes, I am aware of the definition of “algorithm,” and…

  • The Bubble Wars

    There’s been an increasing tension around the exclusivity of Apple’s iMessage product, and it feels like that tension has hit a peak over the last…

  • The “That’s How Apple Does Things” Tautology

    Earlier this year I was on Mastodon, opining casually on Apple being so tight-lipped about their strategy with their highest-end pro Macs, and suggesting that…

  • Meta Update

    2023 was a relatively quiet year for icanthascheezburger. It wasn’t a quiet year for me, though. I spent much of the year adjusting to the…

  • Thoughts on Yesterday’s “Scary Fast” Event

    As it turns out, “scary fast” was referring to the fact that the event itself was contained to a tight 30 minutes. I noticed a…

  • Mastodon After Elon Musk Destroyed Twitter

    About a year ago, I laid out some ideas for how Elon Musk could take a company like Twitter, which he recently acquired, and turn…

  • Ozempic’s Biggest Side Effect Is Insufferable Thinkpieces

    Ozempic’s Biggest Side Effect Is Insufferable Thinkpieces

    Ozempic’s been getting a ton of attention in the media over the last year or so. If you’re not familiar, Ozempic (generic name semaglutide) is…