{"id":613,"date":"2025-01-25T17:26:42","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T01:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/?p=613"},"modified":"2025-01-25T17:26:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T01:26:42","slug":"audi-q4-e-tron-accidental-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/2025\/01\/audi-q4-e-tron-accidental-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Audi Q4 E-Tron: Accidental Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_5558.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_5558.jpeg\" border=\"0\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><br \/>\nMy Q5 has been sitting in the shop for about a month now waiting for a part from Germany and I&#8217;ve been driving a loaner Q4 from my local dealer.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had it long enough that I feel like I can review it well enough!<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"thegood\">The Good<\/h2>\n<p>My main car is a Q5 e-tron plug-in hybrid. Its electric drivetrain is decent enough for low-speed driving in town, but the gas engine has to kick on for anything serious and that can make things feel a bit sluggish.<\/p>\n<p>Going from the hybrid system to an all-electric drivetrain is a massive upgrade. It&#8217;s easily my favorite thing about the Q4. <\/p>\n<p>When I want to pass someone on the highway I can just step on the gas and <em>vroom vroom<\/em>. But because it&#8217;s an EV it just quietly zooms ahead without the loud engine noises.<\/p>\n<p>If you enjoy cars and you take an EV for a spin, it&#8217;ll be very hard to stop thinking about it after.<\/p>\n<p>Acceleration speed looks pretty mid on paper (a little over 5 seconds) but in practice it feels quite quick, even having enjoyed my 2016 A4 that boasted 0&#8211;60 speeds in 5.2 seconds. Not having to wait for gears to shift really makes a difference.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to test drive a Kia EV6 GT or Hyundai Ioniq5 N some time to experience those insane acceleration speeds but this default configuration feels good enough in a way I wasn&#8217;t expecting. I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if I took an EV6 GT and stepped on the gas and felt &#8220;oh crap, this is too fast.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"thebad\">The Bad<\/h2>\n<p>Audi used to boast the best interiors of any mass-market car. If they are still in the lead it&#8217;s only because the rest of the car industry got worse too. The Q4 has a ton of paper cuts in the experience.<\/p>\n<p>Audi has, for some reason, become allergic to knobs in the car. From what I can tell, there is just one knob, and it&#8217;s the control to adjust the mirrors. The rest have been replaced with flipper buttons and capacitive touch buttons.<\/p>\n<p>The steering wheel lost its buttons and instead has one giant clicker button on either side, and depending on what region you press on, capacitive controls will determine what &#8220;button&#8221; you pressed. I can&#8217;t imagine it saved Audi anything on the bill of materials, and it feels cheap. The volume control is a touch slider that you can slide up and down with your thumb, but it&#8217;s worse than the knob it replaces; I can always precisely turn my volume up or down a single click on my Q5; on this Q4 it&#8217;s a crapshoot when I want to make a small tweak to the volume.<\/p>\n<p>The touch screen on the Q4 is quite nice. I don&#8217;t like touch screens much in cars because it&#8217;s a dumb idea trying to touch a button on a touch screen while the car is moving, but Audi positioned this high-resolution screen at a more accessible angle and it feels decent. I&#8217;m still glad my Q5&#8217;s MMI is exclusively controlled with the knob, but I&#8217;m glad to see there are decent car touch screens out there still.<\/p>\n<p>After I bought my Q5 I was surprised to discover it was missing a spare tire; that was an area Audi usually didn&#8217;t cheap out on. I figured it was because the car needed room for both the gas tank and battery and I assumed that Audi&#8217;s EVs would add the spare tire back. Not so in the Q4, and it feels chintzy. It&#8217;s not an everyday concern but a spare tire is one of those things that you are really happy to have the day you need it.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"theugly\">The Ugly<\/h2>\n<p>Audi&#8217;s car software has gotten to be utter garbage, and the cars overall are worse for it now.<\/p>\n<p>This Q4 suffers an issue where every time I start the car I have to manually turn off the traffic sign-based speed warning beeps. Allegedly a dealer can install a software update that makes the car remember this between starts but I can&#8217;t confirm it&#8217;s a thing.<\/p>\n<p>On at least one occasion the MMI got into a scenario where a dialog box was covering the rest of the screen but it was not dismissible. Once I got to my destination I needed to park the car and then follow steps to hard reboot the MMI.<\/p>\n<p>You should NEVER have to do that in a car.<\/p>\n<p>The UI\/UX of the car&#8217;s built-in touchscreen OS just isn&#8217;t good and it feels like it was designed by people who have never used a car sitting at a desk imagining what makes a good UI. There&#8217;s an inexplicable &#8220;Favorites&#8221; section on the home screen and I thought it might make it simpler to add the speed warning toggle to favorites to make it less tedious to turn off when I start the car, but it takes almost as many taps from Favorites as it does to turn off by going to the settings screens. To its defense, I did optimize the experience of turning off this setting by adding it as a favorite, rearranging my favorites so that vehicle settings favorites was the first group, and then adding the favorites section as one of the top-level tabs in the left sidebar. Every one of those steps was more painful than it should have been.<\/p>\n<p>Icon arrangement on these screens is inconsistent which messes with my muscle memory. Taps sometimes fail to get detected, especially when I&#8217;m moving fast, and when you scroll with your finger to page through the home screen sections it does so with a sluggish frame rate I&#8217;d expect from an Android phone circa 2010 (not surprising; I think the MMI&#8217;s software is now based on Android Automotive). Audi&#8217;s MMI software wasn&#8217;t always like this either; my Q5&#8217;s works nicely and the UI is fluid and when I turn the knob to navigate, it just works. Same goes for my previous two Audis.<\/p>\n<p>The car ostensibly has conveniences like being able to leave the climate control running when you leave the car, but you have two choices: either let it run for 30 minutes, or use a complex set of scheduled timers to control it. Has no one at Audi ever considered that maybe I might be leaving my car for, say, 45 minutes, and I&#8217;d like to have the AC kick on after a predetermined delay? It&#8217;s like someone had the feature in a to-do list and hastily banged out something without any thought to what might make the feature valuable.<\/p>\n<p>Between these papercuts and the lack of differentiation of car form factor, I understand how Audi shipments have dropped dramatically in recent years. Car companies have internalized this mandate to make their cars software-driven above all, and not a single car company is capable of making good software to power their cars (and that goes for the upstarts too). Making software that&#8217;s so great that it feels like an appliance is really hard, and car companies don&#8217;t seem up for the challenge, but they&#8217;re doing it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not super fussy about details like I am you might get in this car and think it&#8217;s quite solid. But if you&#8217;re not super fussy about details in cars, why are you even considering an Audi?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>The car market in the US has been in a weird place for the last couple of years, and EV sales are stalling a bit. I don&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s because Americans don&#8217;t like EVs; everyone I know who&#8217;s driven one loves the experience. The trepidation comes down to two things:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Charging EVs away from home is a work in progress still (a problem I think we could <a href=\"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/2024\/01\/we-can-reduce-ev-anxiety-with-slower-charging\/\">solve<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>Every car company is making the same knuckle-headed decisions with their EVs, so most new cars tend to be a mixed bag as opposed to being better than older cars in any way.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I suspect that these design decisions are cost-cutting measures to compensate for the fact that the battery eats up so much of the cost of an EV.<\/p>\n<p>Audi manages to avoid the most obnoxious choices (for instance, there isn&#8217;t a massive touch screen that requires you to control things like the windshield wipers with it).<\/p>\n<p>I previously was on a cadence of upgrading cars every three years or so and for my Q5, I bought out the lease early because in late 2022 the market was in a weird place and since then, I&#8217;ve been waiting for an EV that excites me and doesn&#8217;t have a bunch of dumb design decisions.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still waiting. I was excited about the ID.Buzz but it sounds like VW enshittified it with a bunch of similar design decisions, like the capacitive steering wheel.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to get behind the wheel of an EV and not be bullish on them as a concept; they&#8217;re seriously just so fun to drive. But car companies are finding a way to fuck them up nonetheless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Q5 has been sitting in the shop for about a month now waiting for a part from Germany and I&#8217;ve been driving a loaner Q4 from my local dealer. I&#8217;ve had it long enough that I feel like I can review it well enough! The Good My main car is a Q5 e-tron plug-in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/icanthascheezburger.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}